if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
(Source: queerwashing)
(Source: notclarissa)
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
(Source: populardad)
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
oh my fucking god